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Jax the Cat

I have a cat.
A very silly cat.
A very silly, strange cat,
And his name is Jax.

While other cats drink right side up,
Jax the cat drinks upside down.

While other cats eat like crunch, crunch, crunch,
Jax the cat eats like crunch, scrunch, munch.

While other cats growl and hiss,
Jax the cat purrs and licks.

While other cats make sounds like meow, mrow, mew,
Jax the cat makes sounds like squeak, sqwok, sqwew.

While other cats sleep on their beds all cozy,
Jax the cat sleeps at my feet and licks my little toesies.

I have a cat.
A very silly cat.
A very silly, strange cat,
And I wouldn't change that.